Good morning afternoon,

Hope you’re all having a lovely Sunday. I’m sorry for today’s late Tide- senioritis’ gorgeous visage really is looming uncomfortably close. Senioritis: basically ‘student burnout’ but dressed up in more medical-sounding terminology to sound fancy about it.

Senioritis

Foul-breathed ghoul; just wait ‘til

I graduate school.

^ “wtf” haikus (qtd. from Cyril lol) making a comeback

Anyways, please do take care of yourselves. Reminder to: sleep, eat, hydrate, shit, and laugh adequately. Huge props to the hyper-multitaskers out there if you can get your daily ‘quota’ all done at once.

— Charlotte

On Today’s Tide

Behind the paywall:

1. Politics | 370 gov workers accused of using fake vaccine certs

2. COVID |

   • More tourists…? 🥺

     👉👈

3. Events

4. Crime |

   • Hotel hackers strike Shangri-la and Kerry

   • Woman’s life savings stolen from apartment