Good morning,

Reviews from our readers say that y’all like how our different writers personalities come out in Tide. I like that too. I especially like how Carlos uses lots of gifs that makes High Tide look like Morning Brew (which is where this whole project’s inspirations came from. However, I’m sorry I’m not Carlos and I don’t do gifs. That is because I have no taste in TV for actual grown up people and only watch children’s TV and parodies of children’s TV (do the badly edited memes make more sense now?)

Anyway, the today’s title is in reference to this

Also also, we’ve set up a ko-fi donation channel. Buy us a ‘coffee’.

(although I will inevitably use it to fund alcohol because my life is sad)

~ Cyril

On Today’s Tide:

1. COVID |

   • Beijing is ‘not please’ with our handling of COVID

   • Carrie Lam: We will keep fighting COVID. We have money.

   • Carrie Lam and her experts: no one knows if we’ve peaked

   • New Isolation Camp Opened

   • Vitasoy donates literally 100,000 drinks to the FSD (thirsty guys)

   • Incoming FDH can quarantine anywhere

2. Events

3. Crime |

   • 24 y/o Kiwi arrested for slashing 70 y/o man

   • Box cutter thief to appear in court next week

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