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Remember Harry Harrison? Who doesnât. He sent us this little ditty and we love him for it.
If youâve forgotten about him (somehow), heâs SCMPâs political satire artist and somehow weâve managed to nab him for occasional illustrations too!
Also St. Patrickâs day!
Todayâs deals/events are all about St. Paddyâs so donât miss out. Wonât even blame you for skipping the COVID news and jumping straight down.
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HK #1 in infections (not in the world, just still high)
Weâve got no coffins
Beaches are closing again
Mainland medics make their way down
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Iâm torn between making really bad Irish jokes based on outdated potato stereotypes, or whether to summarize the wikipedia page about Ireland to be super respectful to the culture.
We are doing neither. Instead here is an interview we did with Irish CG David Costello during the first wave of COVID (ancient history - do you remember the first wave? Wow), where he talks about Irelandâs long relationship with Hong Kong, Delaneyâs infamous business breakfasts, as well as how helping each other out is âpart of the Irish bloodâ.
Pour yourself a pint of Guinness and a shot of whiskey and give a listen to the soothing voice of Mr. Costello (and the less soothing voice of me).
For those of you who hate podcasts: we did a write up of it. Those who can find the joke in the image get a free month of Tide.
COVID in HK
New cases: 29,261
Total cases: 975,212
New deaths: 278 (61 backlog)
Total deaths: 4,846
Son of a beach
Beaches are closed again from today onward, so no St. Paddyâs uhâŠBBQ? CabbageâŠ.boilingâŠGuinnessâŠing, by the waves for you!
CE Carrie Lam notes that this has been done before during the pandemic, and that although she doesnât want to close them off, the government was forced to in order to protect âthe systemâ. To no oneâs real surprise, everyone showed up at the beach yesterday.
âWe are reluctant to take such a measure as there are some people who will go there for a walk, but we have seen people flocking to the beaches. We must take appropriate action to protect the system and ensure the safety of the peopleâ
CE Carrie âdefinitely not in a swimsuitâ Lam
Some Hongkongers jokingly said online that the âswift actionâ to close beaches was due to complaints from Shenzhen residents on Weibo who said that Hong Kong doesnât âtreasure the contribution made by medical workersâ and should âreflectâ on their actions.
Shenzhen is currently in lockdown with all transport banned - a spillover from our 5th wave.
Hereâs a meme I stole:
Fitness Last
One of HKâs biggest gym chains - Fitness First - closed all 8 of its branches yesterday and began the process of liquidation, affecting around 100 staff and 10,000 members. The company is based in the UK and has operated in HK for over 20 years under a franchise model.
Gordan Yau, chairman of the Hong Kong Fitness Guide, said that 100-150 gyms could close if restrictions arenât lifted by mid-April due to high rents and lackluster support packages.
While Fitness First is the only âmajorâ firm to close, Goji Studios shut down in December.
Mainland Medics Marching In
300 medics from âtop hospitalsâ in Guangdong province have arrived in Hong Kong to help treat patients at Asia World Expo. CE Carrie Lam noted that they are all âvery youngâ and are bilingual in Cantonese and English. Theyâll be working in a closed-loop setting traveling privately from their hotels to Asia World Expo.
Lockdowns in Shenzhen and other major Chinese cities have made it particularly hard to get Mainland staff into HK. This is especially a problem for care homes who are desperate for 5-6000 staff to help with operations. Local drives havenât been working, and due to flight bans, itâs essentially impossible to bring in workers from elsewhere.
Dying? So Rude.
Hong Kong is now not only #1 in death rates, but also #1 in infection rates, compared to other world cities (not in the world thank god).
Weâre so great at not being great in fact that weâve now just about hit the 1mil mark: currently at 962,581.
This of course has led to a large number of deaths in very quick succession (you donât get #1 status with no âworkâ). No jokes - weâre running out of coffins.
Kwok Hoi-bong, chairman of the Funeral Business Association estimates there to only be around 300 coffins left in Hong Kong, barely anything considering our ~200 death rate p/day. Normally, coffins would be shipped from China, but lockdowns in Shenzhen have made shipments âerraticâ.
The FEHD have put coffins under ânecessary supplyâ in an attempt to speed up shipments.
Events and deals: St. Paddyâs Edition
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A virtual St. Patrickâs Day celebration
Celebrate St. Patrickâs Day in Hong Kong with a special upcoming virtual event hosted by the Irish Consulate General next week, with notable guest appearances from Olympic medalist Siobhan Haughey and singer-songwriter Serrini.
When: 17th March, 6:30 p.m.
Details: Sign up for the virtual St. Patrickâs event here
St Paddyâs Live-Not-Live
If hanging out virtually with the consulate isnât enough, then you can join the St Patrickâs Society of Hong Kongâs livestream of very warm, very special, very Irish entertainment. Performances from local Irish bands like the Naggin Eejits, as well as sports teams, dancers and apparently âbakersâ.
(Video below will go alive at 7pm HKT)
Luck oâ the Irish: Special Discounts
Nothing says Ireland more than a pint of Guinness, except at Craft Logic where theyâll be serving up a keg of nitro-infused OâHaraâs stout (if thatâs not your thing, Iâm pretty sure they still have Guinness Special Export tooâŠof maybe the last bottle is in my fridge).
Dram and a Draught with The Globe
Seems like everyoneâs on OâHaraâs this year. Iâve got to get myself a few cans. The Globe in Sheung Wan is doing $60 pints with free shots of Hinch - after a coin toss. Feeling lucky?
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