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Sep 24, 2021

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Good morning,

Ok - no jokes to do with the actual news today yet; I’ll put them in the sections they actually belong. Instead, please enjoy this leftover from yesterday’s news where a Taiwanese woman fell off a building while having sex and landed on top of a car. The roof of the car was smashed but the woman was largely unharmed.

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